Section 1 In which I try really hard to be a good kid for my parents, miss out on a normal youth because I was fat, and then date someone who sucks. --
Section 2 In which I try really hard to impress shitty men, discover Skinnygirl piña colada mix, and learn how to do eye makeup. --
Section 3 In which I get very tired of trying so hard, realize I was wrong about almost everything, and save my boyfriend's life..
