From the Book - First Threshold Editions hardcover edition.
1 World War C: Munitions of the Mind 15 --
2 North Korea: Eternal Leader's Rocket Becomes Glorious Submarine to Fool Puppet Forces 40 --
3 United States: Eighty Percent of Success Is Showing Up 67 --
4 China: The Panda That Eats, Shoots, and Leaves 109 --
5 Russia: In Russia, President Assassinates You 153 --
6 Islamic Terror: When Jihad Johnny Comes Marching Home 196 --
7 Iran: I Went to the Store and They Still Don't Have Whiskey. What Kind of Nuclear Deal Is This? 231 --
8 Left: Workplace Violence, Safe Spaces, and Other Politically Correct Nonsense 272 --
9 Information America: We Have Met the Enemy and It's Not Us 313.