The bible of unspeakable truths

A content of tables

Media assjackets

Political crap

Stupid brats

Obligatory sex junk

Things that are stupid

Pets and the people who touch them

Celebrity psychosis

Racial junk and junk that's racial

Stuff you put in your face

Gender studying

Health mulch

Terror and other unimportant stuff

Society, culture and other vague chapter headings

Sporting sport sports

Religion and morality (don't worry, it's short)

Crime and the criminals who crime it

Drugs and how much I hate (meaning miss) them

Miscellany (i.e. really great stuff that pretty much could

Go anywhere but ended up here because I'm lazy).